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launching new features...
conjuring glitches away...
replacing overworked bots with fresh ones...
now it's all set up...wait...no...give us another minute...
sending up codes...
hacking the universe...
calculating the last digit of pi...
deciphering your intentions...
spinning the wheel of fortune...
conquering the world...
checking the gravitational constant in your locale...
the server is powered by a lemon and two electrodes
why don't you make yourself a coffee??
contemplating the meaning of life...
doing something useful...
generating next funny line...
checking cookies...yes, those with chocolate crumbs...
let me tell you a joke, two CPUs walk into a bar...
calculating the odds...
bending the spoon...
taking the red pill...
creating randomly generated feature...
unpacking data package...
does anyone actually read this?
keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to...